Gran Turismo 2 Drunk Challenger Challenge

Kinja'd!!! "BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion" (pbs)
10/18/2014 at 23:56 • Filed to: None

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Gran Turismo 2 might be old news, to the point where there are four newer iterations of it, and that's a series which is famous for delays and not having many iterations at all, but that doesn't mean some of us who don't have money to upgrade aren't still having fun with it. I just started a new playthrough earlier today and came up with a stupid challenge which is more of an excuse to yell stupid stuff and maybe get drunk because weekend.

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The Challenger Challenge consists of buying a white Dodge Challenger, the cheapest and probably slowest Muscle Car in the game, as early as possible, then taking it as far into the game as possible. Since the Challenger costs about 11 thousand credits, it shouldn't take you more than two or three races, pluss selling off your starter car, to grab one. Once you've taken hold of this white, 3 speed iron behemoth, your mission will be to enter as many "restricted" events as possible while screaming and win them with the most exhuberant driving style you can manage. It doesn't matter if it's a Station Wagon cup, a Japanese Roadster cup or a Pure Sports Car Cup, the Challenger can enter them all, and win them sideways. Probably. Everytime you enter a race for which you shouldn't qualify, you drink a shot or a beer or whatever alcohol beverage strikes your fancy. Everytime you win one such event, you take two shots. Everytime you slide, jump, bump or wreck your way to first place in a way that should not be possible, you scream "fuck you, I'm a Challenger" and take another shot. Upgrades are allowed and recommended, after all you have to catch up to the other cars to smash into them, plus everytime you buy an upgrade, you can take another shot. Finally, in order to gauge your performance, you add how many races you won with the Challenger and how quickly you got drunk, because you have to be winning to be getting drunk.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/19/2014 at 00:37

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You will die.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/19/2014 at 02:00

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This, minus the alcohol, has always been my play style with the GT series. The only thing that ever changed was the car I used. And when I couldn't keep up, fuck it, drive the course backwards and take out the leader.

The alcohol sounds like you're trying to kill yourself by the second or third race.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/19/2014 at 09:04

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I used to play with a buddy, and the goal was to own all the impractical cars and race them. Top fuel dragster cars, etc., and try doing road courses. Oddles of fun. The first goal was to get enough money to pick up 2 Beetles race model, and go on the top speed oval....in opposite directions. Banzai!


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/21/2014 at 01:09

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You could get pretty drunk off this game in fourza as well. I would recommend for either game exchanging 'shot' for ''swig.' You'll retain conciousness long enough to enjoy the game that way, without forsaking a serious level of intoxication.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Leadbull
10/21/2014 at 16:35

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Awesomely!